I feel that I haven’t been true to this blog. My entries are not nearly as corny as the title suggests, so here’s an Easter video corny enough to make up for it. It’s silly, but it makes a good point. Just another item to add to the list of “things I didn’t think about pre-veg.”

Eggs don’t just appear in the grocery store packaged by the dozen, and it’s certainly not like the roosts in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Those birds might be bored, having their whims catered to by small orange-skinned men, but at least they aren’t crammed in cages that are so small they can’t even stand upright, nor are they having their beaks burned off so they won’t peck themselves to death.

This weekend marks the end of Lent and, therefore, the end of my vegan Lenten commitment. I can’t say I followed it perfectly, but I can say it was a sacrifice and that I learned a lot about myself and the world that I live in. My religious commitment may be over, but I’m still going to work on it. I’m still going to push myself to think about my actions and how they affect the world around me.

This might be a bit distasteful, but think about this the next time you paint Easter eggs:

Imagine if it wasn’t a chicken’s egg. See this strange custom from another point of view. What if one day a year we extracted unfertilized human eggs, sucked out their insides and dipped them in paint to entertain our children and display around our houses? What if we sold plastic versions of these eggs and awarded children who found them with candy made from breast milk? And even weirder, imagine if we burned, beat, cut, confined and tortured the women that we took these eggs and milk from?

Do we really celebrate this day, the day that Jesus died for man’s salvation, with these customs that support hurting other creatures? I thought we were done with animal sacrifices?

Just some food for thought.

I’ve heard there are vegan chocolate eggs around, I’ll keep my eyes peeled for them, and I hope you will too.